Monday, October 19, 2009

Welcome to January

By Chase Kahn

I swear to you, this trailer for The Spy Next Door about a special agent (Jackie Chan) in charge of babysitting a house of annoying kids is one of the worst I've ever seen. I'd rather watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 400 times than sit through this thing once.

Sprouting up from the genes of Kindergarten Cop and The Pacifier, this looks to achieve a whole new level of parental cruelty. Just look at the supporting cast of spares they've rounded up for this thing (Billy Ray freakin' Cyrus!).

1 comment:

  1. wow... wow.... wow... Jackie Chan's got such a fun on screen persona, who the hell decided to toss him into a rehash of The Pacifier (which sucked to begin with). Then you ass the first few scenes are stolen from The Tuxedo (literally)... they're practically sprinting towards a Razzie