Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Oh Boy

This decade has seen a rapid influx of these white-boy rap world crime dramas. Takers is the next in line - Chris Brown, T.I., Idris Elba, Paul Walker, etc, etc. If the photoshopped poster is bad enough, check out the trailer. Anything keeping Hayden Christensen employed has to be a bottom-of-the-barrel gutter rat, doesn't it? This is like Fast & Furious without cars.


  1. I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw this picture. Hayden Christensen looks more like a 1920s bellbop than a tough guy. I can just imagine being in a room with them trying to photograph this with the photographer saying "ok, give us your smug, too cool for the world, asshole expression."

  2. Yeah, he's too phony and thin to even take over Paul Walker's stereotype. Walker is a terrible actor, but at least you buy the tough-white guy persona with his furrowed brows and tight shirt-and-jeans-with-aviators look.

    Christensen will be raising dairy cows or something in a "where are they now" feature in twenty years...