By Chase Kahn
I swear to you, this trailer for The Spy Next Door about a special agent (Jackie Chan) in charge of babysitting a house of annoying kids is one of the worst I've ever seen. I'd rather watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 400 times than sit through this thing once.
Sprouting up from the genes of Kindergarten Cop and The Pacifier, this looks to achieve a whole new level of parental cruelty. Just look at the supporting cast of spares they've rounded up for this thing (Billy Ray freakin' Cyrus!).