By Chase Kahn
I swear to you, this trailer for The Spy Next Door about a special agent (Jackie Chan) in charge of babysitting a house of annoying kids is one of the worst I've ever seen. I'd rather watch G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 400 times than sit through this thing once.
Sprouting up from the genes of Kindergarten Cop and The Pacifier, this looks to achieve a whole new level of parental cruelty. Just look at the supporting cast of spares they've rounded up for this thing (Billy Ray freakin' Cyrus!).
wow... wow.... wow... Jackie Chan's got such a fun on screen persona, who the hell decided to toss him into a rehash of The Pacifier (which sucked to begin with). Then you ass the first few scenes are stolen from The Tuxedo (literally)... they're practically sprinting towards a Razzie
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